Thursday, January 26, 2012

Calling all Boogie Busters!

You ain't seen nothing til you've seen a grown ass woman pull a tantrum & I'm about ready to pull a hissy fit if this child doesn't~

#1 attempt to eat anything other than cheese, bread, chicken broth, pasta with butter and cookie dough.
#2 stop picking her nose, licking her finger & then wiping my shirt or pant.
#3 I repeat...Picking her nose, licking her finger & then wiping my shirt or pant!
Fricken Gross, Man...so, fricken gross. I swear I saw her wiping her finger on my pillow case the other day..seriously? Please, let me lay my head down on your nasty snots. Awesome, good looking out, you snot nose child!

Breathe! Deep Breaths. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale.
Much better.
Are you serious with the nose picking? C'mon..every time I catch her I say, "Lyla, here's a tissue for your boogers, blow your nose." She looks at me, finger tickling her brain, "nah, I don't need that, it doesn't work." Grrrrr. I offer another solution, "Lyla, Mama will get a Q-Tip and help you get the boogie out." She licks her finger and then wipes it on me, "No, I'm all set, Mama."
...once again I feel defeated. slimed. and tired of eating all the fruits and vegetables alone..covered in boogers. so not cool with it.

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