Nothing says, Good Morning, like walking downstairs to have your nostrils flare up with the gagging stench of doggy diarrhea and doggy vomit permeating the air!
Happy Sh*t Show! I'd dance around in sarcastic fashion if I wasn't afraid to slip in sh*t, because sh*t happens like that. I wasn't planning on washing my floors, couch blankets and cushions today, but the sh*t hit the fan & all those places. Lucky Me.
"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball." ...or several piles of stinky, disgusting mess that attempt to derail your morning. Yay for me, I'm back to attack, no sh*tty attitude here, two hours after what began a crappy day, I'm pouring my cup of coffee & pat'n myself on the back for not losing my sh*t. Shhhh~it's around the corner, "It" being a beautiful First Day of Spring! Happy Spring!
Click this Sh*t!!