Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Paronomasia

Nothing says, Good Morning, like walking downstairs to have your nostrils flare up with the gagging stench of doggy diarrhea and doggy vomit permeating the air!
Happy Sh*t Show! I'd dance around in sarcastic fashion if I wasn't afraid to slip in sh*t, because sh*t happens like that. I wasn't planning on washing my floors, couch blankets and cushions today, but the sh*t hit the fan & all those places. Lucky Me.
"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball." ...or several piles of stinky, disgusting mess that attempt to derail your morning. Yay for me, I'm back to attack, no sh*tty attitude here, two hours after what began a crappy day, I'm pouring my cup of coffee & pat'n myself on the back for not losing my sh*t. Shhhh~it's around the corner, "It" being a beautiful First Day of Spring! Happy Spring!

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